itsaubreylmfao:

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ….cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

intimacy is your friend saying “hey I’m not wearing the right fabric” and grabbing your shirt as you’re walking to clean their glasses

saddestblogger:

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

smolsamberg:

me, handing in my essays:

memes-to-show-my-therapist:

huxnothugs:

beyoncescock:

yugoslavians:

Important news in the Left

cherubic

hearthstoneblitz:

if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:

- digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms

- finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess

- launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content

- the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death